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What Have I Done Now?
Author: Ron Weasley 
Date:   06-21-10 23:58

Ron arrives at the Burrow by Floo, too tired to bother with apparating. Tired enough that he wasn't paying proper attention and nearly missed the Burrow's grate. That's something Ron is NEVER going to share with Fred and George. They might be a great deal more responsible and respectible these days with the branches of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and having families but they are still the twins who love to pick on their younger brother. And their older brothers. Sometimes Ginny but she still scares them somewhat.

Simultaneously stepping from the fireplace and calling out, "Hallo, Mum!" Ron almost immediately comes to a dead stop in his tracks at the loud screach from Molly at the sink. Just as immediately, Ron's moving again, rushing to his mother's side. "What is it, Mum?"

Molly uses the dish towel in her hand to slap at Ron. "DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT, RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!"

"But I didn't."

"Here I was keeping an ear out for you to the door," Molly says with a jerk of her head to the kitchen door. "I wasn't expecting you to come up behind me from the Floo."

"I'm sorry. I didn't scare you on purpose."

Molly visibly relaxes. "I'm sure you didn't, though at times you can be just as bad as Fred and George." Molly, her expression growing more serious again, steps closer to Ron, looking up at his face. Her eyes narrow and she reaches up to grasp Ron's chin with a grip that has him saying, "OW!" as Molly pulls him down to better scrutinize his face.

"You've got dark circles under your eyes."

"Just a little tired at the moment is all, Mum."

"More than a little tired. Shattered I'd say."

His chin released from Molly's vise-like grip, Ron shrugs as he rubs where her fingers had held on so tightly. "I'll admit I'm pretty knackered. Been working a case that has required some long hours."

"Still putting in time with Whizz Hard too? You know you don't need to work two jobs, Ron. Three if you count helping at both of the shoppes and Blossom's."

Ron thinks but doesn't say aloud, "Four, if you count taking up writing Aunt Aggie for the Daily Prophet's agony aunt column again."

"I know I don't NEED to work fo three jobs, Mum. Yeah, having the extra income is really nice, especially with some of the repairs and renovations I'm doing to the house, but I can't bring myself to fully quit Whizz Hard. I really like the work. As for the joke shoppes and Blossom's, all of us help out. Even Percy. He does the least but still... ."

As he'd been talking, Molly had taken hold of Ron's arm and directed him to sit at the table. He does, glad to be off his feet and has the sudden urge to excuse himself and go up to his old room to take a nap. The problem with that is climbing all those stairs when he's dead on his feet. Maybe the couch then, he thinks, leaning back slightly so he can see into the next room, looking yearningly at the couch.

Molly places steaming bowl of soup in front of Ron along with slices of freshly baked bread with gooey melted cheese and cut into soldiers. "I know it's summer and not really soup weather but there are times when nothing beats soup and cheese soldiers," Molly says. She places a glass of milk on the table then sits down opposte Ron.

He'd picked up one of the cheese soldiers and has it halfway to his mouth when he pauses to ask, "Anyone else coming? Aren't you eating?"

"It's just us and I'll eat in a moment. Ron, there's something I want to say to you. You just go on and eat. I'll do the talking."

Hot cheesy bread still poised halfway to his lips, Ron asks with a feeling of dread, "Have I done something wrong?"

"Yes. No. That is, it's more of what you haven't done."

Ron starts to ask what that is but Molly's barreling on. "Bill, Charlie, Fred, and George are happily settled. Percy is, well, Percy. Financially he's settled though to hear him talk you'd think he was on the verge of being penniless."

Ron arches an eyebrow at that statement, interjecting, "Good pun, Mum."

"What? Oh. Yes, yes. Penniless. That was not intentional. I do so hate that Penny and he are on the outs. Things were going so well between them after his ordeal. I had so hoped... but no, I won't get into that now. There's the matter of you."

"What have I done, Mum? Or not done?"

"You made some horrible, horrible mistakes but you've more than made up for them. Everything seems to be good between Hermione and you."

It is. Mum, just get to the point."

"Ron Weasley, you need to stop stringing Hermione along. Ask her to marry you or, I cannot believe I am saying this, at least ask her to move in with you. That would be a step in the right direction. It would show you are willing to make a commitment. Marriage is better but I'd settle for your living together for now."

"I have not been string Hermione along. I needed time to show her I'm not a bloody screw-up on everything. Hermione didn't need me pressuring her while she was getting back into her studies, trying to pick up where she'd been forced to leave off."

"You could have done all that and still popped the question. Hermione could just as easily have finished her studies with a ring on her finger. She's starting to wonder if you're truly serious."

"Yeah, well, it's not like she couldn't have asked me, you know. She's a very modern woman."

"Don't get cheeky with me right now, Ron. Take the next step. I'd be happy to give you advice on picking out a ring."

Ron stares down at his soup. "Already have a ring.

"Don't mumble."

Ron clears his throat and looks directly across at his mother. Speaking slowly and distinctly he informs her, "I already have a ring."

"Now, Ron, there's no need to fib just to shut me up for now."

"Not a fib. I've had a ring for awhile now. I've been working so hard to buy a house and to get Hermione a very nice ring."

Molly looks stunned. "You truly have a ring?"

"Yes, and I truly am going to ask Hermione. The time just never seems right."

"Maybe if you weren't working so much," Molly dryly comments.

"Yeah, I know, but she's always so busy too. One reason I do keep working so much is because she's always busy, first with finishing her studies and now with her training program."

"Make time because, Ron, it's far too easy to fall back on the never a right time excuse. Are you going to make me wait to see the ring until you do find the right time to actually put it on Hermione's finger?"

"No, I suppose you can see it before then. Tell me if you think she'll like it."

"Much as I'd love to see it right this second, you need to finish your lunch first and get some rest."

"I can eat lunch and you can see the ring right this second," Ron tells her. Ron fishes in a secured pocket, bringing out a small ring box. "I've been carrying it with me since the day I bought it."

This time the very loud, high pitch noise Molly makes it not a screach of fear but a giddy shriek of happiness.


(Kate) What?
Author: Bronwyn Dewhurst 
Date:   06-22-10 17:14

Professor Binns didn't seem to realize that class had ended, not even when his second year Hufflepuff and Gryffindor students began collecting their things and leaving the classroom. The ghost simply kept on lecturing, lost as he always seemed to be on whatever subject currently held his attention.

Kate slipped out of the History of Magic classroom behind the others and gradually made her way from the third floor of the castle to the ground floor, and then through the entrance hall to the front doors. She stepped outside into the sunshine and immediately rolled up the sleeves of her uniform. It wasn't too hot by any means but definitely warm enough not to want her arms completely covered.

No sooner had she done so that she met Gus coming towards the castle along with his fellow Slytherins Johanna and Felicia. The girls stopped and exchanged knowing glances. Kate had no idea what to make of that and instead turned to Gus.

"Just back from Herbology?" she asked.

"Yeah. We learned about some kind of grass today," Gus replied.

"Bear grass," Johanna reminded him. "Weren't you paying attention?"

Gus gave her a very pointed look and said, "It's hard to pay attention when it's so nice outside and summer is almost here."

"We do have finals next week," Kate said.

"Don't remind me!" Gus groaned.

Kate shook her head and turned to the girls again, both of whom were trying to hide their smiles.

"What?"

"Nothing," Felicia replied, grabbing Gus by the arm. "We're going to be late for class. Come on!"

Gus started to say "Who cares?" but he didn't get the words out of his mouth. Felicia and Johanna carted him away, leaving Kate alone to continue on her path to the greenhouses. Did she have something stuck in her teeth, she wondered? Or was her hair sticking up? She immediately smoothed it down but it had felt fine.

She ultimately shrugged her shoulders and continued on her way to class.


Proctoring Arithmancy & Divination
Author: Majandra 
Date:   06-22-10 18:36

On the large blackboard set about where the middle of the faculty dining table would be Majandra writes the time remaining for the Theory of Arithmancy & Divination portion of the Ordinary Wizarding Levels, better known as the OWLs, and of the Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests, commonly referred to as the NEWTs. 1 HOUR REMAINING now looms large in the vision of any looking up from their exams. Maj also announces this aloud, making sure to keep her voice at a well modulated pitch so as not to startle the test takers. Having concentration broken in the midst of answering a question can be bad enough under normal testing circumstances and the OWLs and NEWTS are hardly normal testing circumstances.

Normally on Wednesday afternoons Majandra teaches two classes of third years, the Gryffindors and the Slytherins from 1 pm to 2 pm and the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws from 2 pm to 3 pm. With proctoring the 5th and 7th years writing Theory of Arithmancy & Divination beginning at 2 pm this afternoon, Severus took both of her classes. She problaby could have taken the first one but felt it more important to be to the Great Hall early and the amount of time she would have had to shave off that class by ending it in plenty of time for her to be here early and to have the test takers with tests in hand and beginning writing at promptly 2 pm, it really was best for Severus to substitute. She is sure that by the time supper is over this evening she will have heard from a number of the third years who did not care to have Severus Snape be their substitute. Maj does feel a little bad about them being "traumatized" but not too badly as she always did like him more than her fellow students when she was a student and then afterwards. He did, afterall, encourage her to go into Potions as a career and gave her tips and advice and a number of excellent contacts.

Thinking about her third years having Severus as a substitute reminds Maj that those who were students at Hogwarts last term had Amycus Carrow for Potions. Anyone, including Severus, is going to seem far better, and nicer, than Amycus Carrow ever imagined being. The year before that, some had a woman Maj never knew, Augusta Spudmore, while others began the term with Severus but ended it with Amycus Carrow. Of those third years who were at Happy Haven or in hiding and didn't go to school elsewhere in the world and who would have otherwise been 4th years, they had Horace Slughorn their first term at Hogwarts.

The ever changing Potions professor is much like the new Defense of the Dark Arts professors she and her classmates had every year. She has really enjoyed teaching and she doesn't think Severus has any plans on leaving Hogwarts so hopefully the revolving door of Potions professors has come to an end.

Geoffrey Ludlow is waving his quill at her so Majandra picks up another from the stack of extra anti-cheating quills to take to him. As she passes other students on her way to Geoffrey, Maj can't help but notice yet again how tired and drawn they all appear. Some of them have a scant five hour break that includes eating dinner before their Astronomy practical tonight. Did she and her classmates ever look like this? Did George?

Thinking of George has Maj hoping he remembers he's to pick up Miranda and Georgie from Blossom's and come to the castle for supper tonight. Prior to the Potions OWL and NEWT on Monday, Maj had been staying extra hours at the castle and eating dinner there nightly to be on hand to help any of the 5th and 7th years who needed it. Severus is their professor but sometimes he's not available when a student is or is otherwise engaged with someone else. Having Maj available was particularly helpful to those who only had quick questions and didn't really need to stand around waiting for Severus to have the 30 seconds needed to answer the question.

Also, with final examinations fast approaching for the other years, Maj has been available to help as well as giving projects to a few students who are in need of bolstered grades. There have been exams to make out, assignments still to be graded, and the other various tasks to complete for end of term.

Walking back to her position near the blackboard, hourglass, and extra testing supplies, Maj thinks it a wonder she isn't looking and feeling drawn and tired as well between her work here at school, her children, and her husband.


Astronomy Practical
Author: Minerva McGonagall 
Date:   06-23-10 17:39

Professor McGonagall stood just within the stairwell of the Astronomy Tower and waited for the fifth years to finish their exams. The four Ministry of Magic examiners prowled the observation deck, keeping watchful eyes on their examinees.

When Professor Tofty called out, "Time!", Professor McGonagall immediately began shepherding the fifth years off of the deck and down the stairs. She paused at Professor Quigley's Astronomy classroom and had the waiting sixth years form a line at the door. Once the last fifth year student had past her by, Professor McGonagall had the sixth years go up to the observation deck and take their places at the telescopes.

All that remained in Professor Quigley's classroom were the seventh years, who stared up at the enchanted ceiling and tried to remember everything they had ever learned about Astronomy while they waited for their turn to go upstairs.

Once again, Professor McGonagall took her place just within the stairwell. It was a beautiful, clear night–-absolutely perfect for the Astronomy O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. examinations. In between gazing at the starry sky, Minerva watched the students as they listened to Professor Marchbanks go over the instructions for the exam. They basically had to fill out a star chart and label everything neatly.

When Professor Marchbanks finished speaking, the exam officially began and Minerva allowed herself to think about other things. With term's end rapidly approaching, there was much to do. Finals were next week, and after lengthy discussion with Professor Dumbledore and some of the other teachers, it was decided that the sixth years currently involved with the O.W.L.s should be exempt. After all, it hadn't been any fault of theirs that they were taking the O.W.L.s now instead of two years ago, when they'd been fifth years. All other sixth years would still have to take finals, though.

After finals, there would be the End of Term Feast and the announcement of who won the Quidditch and House Cups. Unfortunately, Minerva's own house hadn't won the Quidditch Cup this year. That honor had gone to Ravenclaw, who stood a very good chance of taking the House Cup as well.

And after the students went home for the summer, there would be much preparation in need of doing in anticipation of the new school year. Letters would have to go out: to new first years, to all students regarding supplies, and to the new prefects. It was enough to keep Professor McGonagall quite busy throughout the summer!


The Only Sane One Left
Author: Georgia Copperpot 
Date:   06-23-10 20:15

I'd spent the time between writing the Theory of Arithmancy & Divination exam and the Astronomy practical eating supper and hanging out with my bestest mates. Aces of all them. Well, most of the time. Today they were a a trifle annoying.

Scratch that.

They were vair annoying. Tres le annoyavouamente. That's Frankish for annoying. Frankish is a mix of French and Spanish. See, despite Izzy wizzy's teasing, I DO know things. And yes, I do know that annoyavouamente is not a quicker way to say annoying but everything sounds so much better when said in another language.

They all wanted to go over Astronomy again. I too wanted to get in a final cram session but not before taking a well deserved break to talk about boyfriends.

To be more specific, their lack of boyfriends while I am dating a sex god.

Edith threw a shoe at me. Clearly, the stress of exams is making her crack.

Catherine did not bother with a shoe. No, she did not. She used her head to slap the back of my head. All I did was offer to set her up with titchy Luke Dawson's friend, the equally titchy Wilbur Tremaine, and then pointed out that she and Wilbur would double date with Isabella and Luke. I do not see why a perfectly innocent suggestion to help a friend results in such physical violence. Alas, Catherine too has succumbed to OWL stress.

Everything is not OWL right with her.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I do crack myself up sometime.

Isabella, who has yet to seek treatment for her own OWL induced nervy b, bypassed having a complete nervy b and went right to full on ballisticisimus at the mere mention of titchy Luke Dawson becoming her boyfriend. Seriously, you would think she would get all swoony at his name instead of red face with veins popping out on her forehead. She used a hex that made me temporarily lose my voice. When I got my voice back only a few minutes later Izzy said she must not have learned the hex properly for it to have lasted such a short time.

To humor my completely mental friends, whom I am seriously debating having a convo with Madam Pomfrey about, I spent the rest of the time until the Astronomy exam actually discussing Astronomy.

The thankless sacrifices I make for friends.

The fifth years were tested first, which means we were on the Astronomy Tower deck from just before 10:00 until we were herded off at 10:45. I felt sorry for the seventh years who were required to wait in Professor Quigley's classroom even we fifth years and those sixth years taking the exam were up before them. At least there is no morning exam block, though there is one tomorrow afternoon. It's the Arithmancy & Divination practical, which Isabella and I both have. If Isabella is not locked up in a special ward at St. Mungo's by then that is.

The exam itself went fine as exams go that involve taking a huge blank square and filling it in with everything we see in the night sky and carefully identifying and labeling all those things. And as fine as exams go that involve telescopes that are vair easy to readjust to gaze down at the grounds where a certain person's sex god boyfriend was strolling up from the gates to Hogsmeade. My sex god boyfriend, Sage Porter, is, afterall, quite stellar. I made sure to designate a spot for him on my star chart. I do not know why that put my telescope mate Adalaide Adams into a fit of giggles. Am I the only sane fifth year left?

It's really too bad Woolly can't be here. I do believe she would greatly appreciate how hard it is to work with those who are as insane as the insanest insade. What's the Muggle expression Mum uses sometimes? Something about bed clothes. Bed linen? Big lambs maybe? None of that makes sense but then again, my mother is a tad mad to have married the most insane one of all, my vati.

Coming down from the Astronomy Tower I wonder if there is a way for me to sneak to the Miller-Sacheverelle residence to make sure my sex god boyfriend Sage Porter made it in all right after having to walk alone, in the dark, back from Hogsmeade. It is a travesty of a sham that I could not go down to walk him the rest of the way to his home here in the castle. Right to his room. And as long as we were there, he would have need a snog goodnight. Seriously, how do the powers that be expect him to sleep properly without a goodnight snog from his girlfriend. It would be no trouble at all as I am right here in the castle as well.

Woolly would understand. I shall write her a letter and tell her all about it. I must also remember to ask if she needs fresh razors for her mustaches and if she will have plenty of woollen woollies to keep her warm come winter. They take longer to make, requiring many extra tent yards and so it is necessary, even with magic, to start now on Woolly's winter woollies.

Ah, here we are at last at Ravenclaw House. I would suggest to Isabella and Catherine that they take breafast with their titchy boyfriends in waiting Luke and Wilbur but as I must sleep in the same dorm room as those two who are filled to the brim with barminosity, I shall wait until morning to make the suggestion.

Translations:
vair = very
sex god = If you do not know what a sex god is by now, you have not been paying attention. Go back to the beginning and start over.
titchy = little person, sometimes annoying though as Luke nor Wilbur are little per se, then think of it as simply being younger
nervy b = nervous breakdown
ballisticisimus = a nervy b x 10,000 or Professor Snape on a usual day
convo = conversation
Woolly = former Hogswarts Headmistress Harriet Snider, aka Harry the Snide
vati = the male parental unit
snig = kiss


AriDiv Practical
Author: Marzipan 
Date:   06-24-10 19:08

Marzi stood in the entrance hall of the castle and smiled encouragingly at the students waiting to take the practical portion of the Arithmancy & Divination O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s. The fifth years had all already gone, as had most of the sixth years. The remaining students looked extremely tired, and suitably so. A fair number of them had been up late last night for the Astronomy practical, and all of them had been taking exams since the beginning of last week. It was enough to make anybody feel exhausted.

Marzi would have asked Professor Masterson to fill in for her lone Thursday afternoon class, but he'd had classes of his own to teach. Instead, Professor Grubbly-Plank had filled in, as she'd probably done for several professors during the course of the past two weeks. Hopefully Marzi's first years had paid attention and not slacked off or misbehaved because they'd had a substitute!

"Cordelia, Oberon, Gervaise and Griet, you're up," she said, when it became clear that the four representatives from the Wizarding Examinations Authority––Professors Marchbanks, Tofty, Brecknock and Huntingdon––had finished testing the previous four sixth years (Frederick Hamilton, Erebus Mars, Miranda Newberry and Orion Patterson).

The four students, who seemed somewhat nervous and yet eager to get the exam over with, filed into the Great Hall, one after the other, and headed to their respective examiners.

After the door clicked shut, Marzi leaned up against a wall. She knew that it would be a little while before she would have to send the next batch of students into the Great Hall.

Today was her mother's birthday, and she and Weston were supposed to go to dinner in Kensington. The whole family would be there.

Even though she had reconnected with Georgia FitzRoy, and the two had settled their differences following the deaths of Marzi's father and Georgia's common law husband, Marzi still didn't feel 100% normal around her mum. She had a lot of baggage, considering her mother had left her as a newborn for another man, the same man who had murdered her father.

And yet, Marzi wanted things to be normal. She and her mum had a second chance to get it right, and she hoped that it would all work out well. She had a feeling it would. After all, they were already on the right track.

The time passed quickly until the examiners were ready for the next group of students consisting of seventh years Freya Abbott, Tranquillina Aemilius, Roane Eternal and Curtis Fiennes. Marzi sent them into the Great Hall with a friendly "good luck".

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